Peteff
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| posted on 29/8/10 at 05:17 PM |
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A poetic challenge.
Write a short poem about Konnie Huq without any rude words.
My effort.
Konnie Huq was on Blue Peter,
She's so nice,
I'd like to meet her. 
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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iank
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| posted on 29/8/10 at 06:12 PM |
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Bit of Haiku:
Summer day this year
Konnie Huq marries Charlie Brooker
Autumn comes early
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 30/8/10 at 07:09 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
Bit of Haiku:
If it's about Konnie Huq shouldn't it be "Huq-u"?
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username
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| posted on 30/8/10 at 07:12 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Peteff
Write a short poem about Konnie Huq without any rude words.
My effort.
Konnie Huq was on Blue Peter,
She's so nice,
I'd like to meet her.
Am I the only one that read it as "meat her"?
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mistergrumpy
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| posted on 30/8/10 at 09:51 AM |
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Konnie Huq has little luck,
But all of which is bad,
To start on Blue Peter and now that X factor,
She really must be mad.
For the BBC she travelled the world,
Upsetting her work/home balance,
Now she works on a crap talent show,
Where no one's got any talents.
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balidey
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| posted on 31/8/10 at 10:52 AM |
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Jamie Oliver once said
Konnie Huq is pukka
She travels by bus
Its a .....
 
German Bus Small
Dutch bears have terrible skin due to their clogged paws
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 31/8/10 at 11:17 AM |
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Very good ^^
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